@Bagyants: All police should quit, just to teach us a lesson. We'll beg them to beat and gas us, but they'll be like nope, you didn't appreciate it
@Bagyants: MSNBC: Racist gets what he deserves!
FOX: What's next, thought crimes?
CNN: If you stare at your hand for a long time it will look weird
@Bagyants: It's convenient for my password security needs that my mother's maiden name is Waffles4%
@Bagyants: My gangster name would be The Street. If someone dared to oppose me I'd say ominous things like "Look both ways before you cross The Street"
@Bagyants: The term "Expecting a baby" implies uncertainty. Like we're almost sure it's a baby, but could also be a bushel of potatoes, who knows
@Bagyants: Power Rangers taught me that the way to solve a problem is to pose in front of it aggressively until it explodes
@Bagyants: Student loans: because you should know what it's like to be one of the poor people you're always going on about
@Bagyants: I don't know, the friend zone sounds like a cool place with pizza and laser tag