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Page of BallsMcBallski's best tweets

@BallsMcBallski : Me: Most of all, remember to be kind to yourself. You deserve it. Neighbor: If you don't stay out of my heating duct I'm calling the cops.

@BallsMcBallski: It's been five minutes since Adobe asked me to install an update. I hope they didn't go out of business or something.

@BallsMcBallski: The seventh rule of Fight Club is no one leaves until ALL the chairs are put away.

@BallsMcBallski: My boss: Are you on Twitter?

Me: I've never heard of it. Is it a drug? Why would you ask? Am I acting funny? Maybe you're acting funny.