@BallsMcBallski: It's been five minutes since Adobe asked me to install an update. I hope they didn't go out of business or something.
@BallsMcBallski: The seventh rule of Fight Club is no one leaves until ALL the chairs are put away.
@BallsMcBallski: My boss: Are you on Twitter?
Me: I've never heard of it. Is it a drug? Why would you ask? Am I acting funny? Maybe you're acting funny.