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@BatmanOffDuty : A fax machine is just a surprise printer.

@BatmanOffDuty: Oh hey, I see you touched your computer again.

-Adobe Updater

@BatmanOffDuty: *buying a dog*

Is this a good dog?

"Oh yeah, very good dog."

Do any tricks?

"No, I'm clean, selling dogs now."

@BatmanOffDuty: *Indian sending smoke signals* Buffalo... Coming... *other Indian replies* New... Fire... Who... Dis?

@BatmanOffDuty: One day I bet bullets will be replaced by flowers, and guns will probably be replaced by something that fires flowers with deadly force.