@BeCoco77: I'll apologize for burning your house down if you apologize for telling me I "overreact."
@BeCoco77: He told me he was my daddy during sex. Then he acted all weirded out when I started crying and asked him to pay off my student loans.
@BeCoco77: True Story: A guy at the supermarket walked up to me today and asked me if I was on twitter. I said no.
If you're reading this, I lied.