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@BeCoco77 : I hate when Spotify is down and I have to listen to Apple Music on my 128 GB Rose Gold iPhone 6s Plus like some kind of homeless person

@BeCoco77: I'll apologize for burning your house down if you apologize for telling me I "overreact."

@BeCoco77: Therapist: *pulls up in a brand new Mercedes*

Me: You're welcome

@BeCoco77: He told me he was my daddy during sex. Then he acted all weirded out when I started crying and asked him to pay off my student loans.

@BeCoco77: True Story: A guy at the supermarket walked up to me today and asked me if I was on twitter. I said no.
If you're reading this, I lied.