@BeagirlNJ: Just shoveled for 30 minutes so the pizza guy could deliver my food
@BeagirlNJ: Top 5 things to ditch in 2017
4. People you don't like
1. The bodies
@BeagirlNJ: I'm "I lost my car in a parking lot" years old
*clicks alarm, clicks alarm*
Am I even in the right parking lot?
@BeagirlNJ: Don't kid yourself vegans.
If a cow got the chance he'd eat you and everyone you know
@BeagirlNJ: Maybe, just once, someone will call me ma'am without adding, "You're making a scene"