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@BigPlanetEarth : People are like books. You can't judge them by the outside and it's not cool to burn a big pile of them.

@BigPlanetEarth: Did you know your amazing human body actually drink lava!?!

Only once though.....

@BigPlanetEarth: Go to a parking lot and put sticky notes on people's cars saying "sorry for the damage." Film reactions. Profit.