@BillFienberg: I just saw an article titled "Can We build a Real Jurassic Park?"
DID YOU FORGET WHAT HAPPENED IN THE MOVIE?!
@BillFienberg: Whenever my girlfriend and I share a meal, I let her have the first bite because I'm a gentleman.
Also, to see if it's been poisoned.
@BillFienberg: I'm 25, which means I'm just as far from 10 as I am from 40.
Although, in terms of money and maturity, I'm still way closer to 10.
@BillFienberg: Dad: What do you want for your birthday?
Me: I want a gf thats not crazy.
Dad: You should ask for something more realistic. Like a dragon.