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@BillFienberg : If you get a new job before you quit your old one, it's considered responsible. But if you do that with your gf, it's called "cheating."

@BillFienberg: I just saw an article titled "Can We build a Real Jurassic Park?"

DID YOU FORGET WHAT HAPPENED IN THE MOVIE?!

@BillFienberg: Whenever my girlfriend and I share a meal, I let her have the first bite because I'm a gentleman.

Also, to see if it's been poisoned.

@BillFienberg: I'm 25, which means I'm just as far from 10 as I am from 40.

Although, in terms of money and maturity, I'm still way closer to 10.

@BillFienberg: Dad: What do you want for your birthday?

Me: I want a gf thats not crazy.

Dad: You should ask for something more realistic. Like a dragon.