@BlackJerms: At Twitter HQ
J: Users haven't complained in a while, what's going on?
Devs: Oh, we've got just the thing
@BlackJerms: Me: So tired
Brain: IKR!! But wait, who organised the alphabet...
M: Please don't
B: N how do we know it's not actually disorganized?
@BlackJerms: I'm pretty sure Morgan Freeman was narrating while the universe was being created
@BlackJerms: I haven't really been as disappointed as I was when I realised that the movie 'Breakfast Club', actually had nothing to do with food