@Boba_Photo: Tomorrow is Friday the 13th. Celebrate it by walking very slowly yet still managing to catch up to people.
@Boba_Photo: $1,000/hour for an escort? No thanks. I've been crossing the street by myself for free since I was 6.
@Boba_Photo: She has a coy pond. All the pretty fish swim away when you try to feed them.
@Boba_Photo: 11yo: Daddy, why can't we get a dog?
Me: I like our house the way it is.
11: What, small?
Me: Go to your drawer.