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@BoobsRadley : "For rescuing me, I grant you 3 wishes," said the magic fish. The man paused. "My first wish is sex with a fish." They stared at eachother.

@BoobsRadley: Therapist: resentment is like drinking poison in the vain hope it makes your enemies sick

Me: not if I'm banking on them eating my body