@Book_Krazy: Me: *Wishes upon a star* Please, I just want the world to be a better place.
Asteroid: ON MY WAAAY!!!
@Book_Krazy: Me: A bird just flew in the building.
CW: That means someone's gonna die!
Me: *grabs letter opener
Me: I don't make the rules Karen
@Book_Krazy: Me: *excited* I bought a bunch of Christmas carbs just like you said!
My boss: You mean Christmas cards?
Me with doughnut glaze all over my face: what
My boss: what
@Book_Krazy: Her: How's your drink?
Me: It's ok. I can't taste the alcohol though
Her:That's cause we're at the gym and its a protein shake
@Book_Krazy: Hub: When was your first kiss
Me: July 4th 1978 I kissed Brent under the fireworks
Hub: Didn't you have a frog named Brent
Me: I hate you
@Book_Krazy: Me: HEY LADY YOU STOLE MY PARKING SPOT!
Me: *noticing she opened a Gatorade on the first try* HAHA JUST KIDDING ITS TOTALLY YOURS.
@Book_Krazy: [Boss hands me 12 pages of complaints about my smart-ass remarks]
Me: so I guess the whole "we're going paperless" rules dont apply to you?
@Book_Krazy: [spelling bee]
Your word is 'monosyllabic'
"Can you describe it in a sentence?"
@Book_Krazy: Me: I love these lazy Sundays.
Boss: It's Tuesday. Get off my couch and out of my office. And for Christ's sake, put some clothes on!