@Book_Krazy: Me: HEY LADY YOU STOLE MY PARKING SPOT!
Me: *noticing she opened a Gatorade on the first try* HAHA JUST KIDDING ITS TOTALLY YOURS.
@Book_Krazy: [Boss hands me 12 pages of complaints about my smart-ass remarks]
Me: so I guess the whole "we're going paperless" rules dont apply to you?
@Book_Krazy: [spelling bee]
Your word is 'monosyllabic'
"Can you describe it in a sentence?"
@Book_Krazy: Me: I love these lazy Sundays.
Boss: It's Tuesday. Get off my couch and out of my office. And for Christ's sake, put some clothes on!
@Book_Krazy: *Blows dandelion in the wind*
*stares at stem*
[whispers] "Now you're just somebody that I used to blow"
@Book_Krazy: Son: I have to bring a giraffe to school tomorrow
Hub: *types in zoo coordinates & grabs keys*
Me: He means a graph
Hub: I GOT THIS HONEY
@Book_Krazy: *Arrives at airport checkin*
Me: I've never been to the rainforest. I'm really excited!
Me: [Hands her Amazon Gift Card]
@Book_Krazy: Me: How did Mrs. Incredible know to name her son Dash if she didnt know what his superpower was yet?
Cashier: so was that paper or plastic?
@Book_Krazy: HIM: you promise you're not an octopus?
ME: of course not silly
HIM: good. come in & meet my family
ME: *hugs all 4 of them at once*