Just ate a whole dictionary. It was alphabet soup, but I figure all the words were in there.
A show I auditioned for premieres tonight so we should be filming my scenes any minute now.
It’s pretty shitty people are giving back the highways they adopted now that lockdowns are over.
Nobody:
Neighbors: THEYRE ASLEEP LETS SET OFF ALL THE FIREWORKS
Instead of death, we should just call it ‘eternity leave’