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Page of Brewsker's best tweets

@Brewsker : I pick up every feather that I see on the floor. Interviewer: that's a weird strength.

@Brewsker: You can literally say "the night is young" at any time of day or night. Nobody is policing this.

@Brewsker: PRO TIP: EAT AND GET FAT.
If anyone tries to lecture your weight eat them too.

@Brewsker: If everything happens for a reason, explain Windows update.

@Brewsker: RT if you are my car keys and I can't find you