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Page of BroIsMeeeee's best tweets

@BroIsMeeeee : Ladies call me the mitochondria because they kinda remember me from high school and i'm in a cell

@BroIsMeeeee: "sir do u know why i pulled u over"
*shrugs*
"License-
*hands cop box of crayons*
"sir plea-
*hands cop coloring book*
*cop starts coloring*