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@Brohamulet : Toilet paper has a lot of other uses! Your baby? Boom. It's a mummy. Your dog? Boom. Mummydog. This lamp? Boom. Your living room is on fire.

@Brohamulet: I hate to rub it in, but lotion doesn't really work otherwise.