@BruceForce: Haha, murder? No officer, I just wanted to see what would happen if I planted a human
@BruceForce: Hate it when a mum automatically assumes their baby is hungry when they cry. Maybe they're crying for a stable economy. YOU DON'T KNOW!
@BruceForce: How to pick up a girl in a club:
1. Stare at her
2. Walk up to her
3. Shout stuff
@BruceForce: Some dude told me he's had 100 times more girls than me which made me laugh so much because 100 x 0 is still 0.
@BruceForce: Me: Sometimes I wish I wasn't shy and introverted
Alcohol: I'VE GOT GREAT NEWS!