@BubblesnBooze: Him: How would you describe yourself?
Me: Face of an angel, body of a marshmallow and the mouth of a sailor.
@BubblesnBooze: I just found a human tooth and a pair of underwear in my purse. I might be a serial killer or I might be a mom, you'll never know.
@BubblesnBooze: My phone just changed CrossFit to Croissant, this phone really knows me better than any human.
@BubblesnBooze: It's funny how your tweets are funnier now that I know you're hot.
-everyone on Twitter