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Page of Bunnydurden's best tweets

@Bunnydurden : If you ever Google "Grandfather Clock", be careful how you spell that shit.

@Bunnydurden: I wish mirrors and cameras would get together and figure out what I really look like.

@Bunnydurden: Try saying "good luck" without sounding sarcastic. Good luck.

@Bunnydurden: Sharks would be a lot less scary if they had ears.

@Bunnydurden: Hey Paul Ryan, why don't you save some first names for the rest of us.

@Bunnydurden: Tupperware: When you want to throw out your food some other day.

@Bunnydurden: Hugs not drugs. Except, yes drugs and why are you touching me?