@C00LpenNAME: They say your home is your castle.
But the second you build a dungeon in the basement someone inevitably calls the cops
@C00LpenNAME: Just found out my old gym is a 5 Guys now
Renewed my membership this morning
@C00LpenNAME: I totally just realized that Dora the Explorer and Vlad the Impaler have the same middle name