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@CAshmanActor : *God inventing raccoons* God: Hehe.. this'uns my lil bandit Dude, u ok? God: Ima give him a lil mask Get some sleep God: He'll rob stuff lol

@CAshmanActor: Some killjoy: ‘Stop playing with your food!’

*Me and my ham sandwich get down from the seesaw*