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Page of CMFC99's best tweets

@CMFC99 : Eventually you're going to achieve self awareness in a padded cell, staring at your palm, realizing twitter was just all your personalities

@CMFC99: My noisy upstairs neighbour reminds me of that person I killed next week.

@CMFC99: So me and my demons are gonna have a few bloody mary's and see where the day takes us. Would you and your demons like to tag along?