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@CallMeDraper : Treadmills should just have one big button that says "Make Me Look Good Naked."

@CallMeDraper: I'm more of a leader than a follower, unless you're wearing yoga pants.

@CallMeDraper: Bath time without my phone:

10 minutes

Bath time with my phone:

45 minutes
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