@Canadian_Cutie_: If I have learned anything in life it's don't throw away your fat clothes
@Canadian_Cutie_: I had to use a rotary phone to try to get concert tickets so don't you tell me Ticket Master online is taking too long
@Canadian_Cutie_: Dad: ok we need to find the number to that store, get the phone book
Me: Get the what now?
@Canadian_Cutie_: First date
*dont let him know you been stalking him
Him- so my brother just got deployed
Me: Josh or Brian?
@Canadian_Cutie_: My voicemail greeting:
Its 2016, please hang up and text me before the beep so I don't get a notification.