@CantWaitToNap: Allegedly naked and not afraid to dance in front of a large crowd.
Unrelated: Ambien is not candy.
@CantWaitToNap: When a cop asks you to exit your vehicle, it’s not so he can take a selfie with you.
I know this now.
@CantWaitToNap: Husband: “Why do you ALWAYS have to be on your phone?”
Me: “Sounds good, I’m starving.”
@CantWaitToNap: Spielberg's movie "Catch Me If You Can” but it’s just me making up jobs I have so I don’t need to volunteer at school.
@CantWaitToNap: Against the wall, on the floor and bent over the couch are my favorite places to stretch.
@CantWaitToNap: When a cop talks to you about Miranda, he's not inviting you for a three-way... I know this now.