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Page of CarouselMouse's best tweets

@CarouselMouse : "It's a bird!" [Superman zooms down to inches away from the screaming guy's face] S: Birds can't go that fast Sean. What are you an idiot

@CarouselMouse: APOLLO: I'll be god of the sun
HERMES: OK I'll take light-
A: I'm also light
ARTEMIS: I'll take music
A: No I'm also music. That's me too