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@Carter_TCB : Jesus Christ. They stole your tweet. Not your first born son.

@Carter_TCB: I bet if Jesus had turned water into Vodka. The Bible would've been a lot more interesting.

@Carter_TCB: One time I accidentally gave my cat acid. Thought he would really freak out but he just looked at me calmly and said meow for 10 hours.

@Carter_TCB: Just found out men don't need prostate exams till at least 40. I think my doctor has a lot of explaining to do.