- cures cancer
- saves endangered species
- discovers Atlantis
- solves energy crisis
- finds all missing children
But did you remember to send out your thank yous? Can't you do something about blindness? Don't forget to call your aunt Cathy...
@CatsVsHumanity: Damn, my printer is needy af. Always asking for more paper or more ink. I give and give and then it tells me it doesn't think we have a connection.
Me: *wakes up for no reason*
Anxiety and Insomnia: *fighting*
Bladder: We should pee.
Stomach: PEANUT BUTTER!
@CatsVsHumanity: Please please please please please please please...
-me, flushing someone else's toilet
@CatsVsHumanity: When someone says "Idaho", I still respond by saying "Udaho!" and I will never stop.
@CatsVsHumanity: The dentist gives me toothpaste when I leave. Step up your game gynecologist.