@CatsVsHumanity: The dentist gives me toothpaste when I leave. Step up your game gynecologist.
@CatsVsHumanity: Everyone else: hold my beer
Me: *chugs beer* alright, let's do this shit
@CatsVsHumanity: Weird old lady in the elevator complimented my thongs. I was disgusted. Hours later that I realized she was talking about my sandals.