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@CatsVsHumanity : When someone says "Idaho", I still respond by saying "Udaho!" and I will never stop.

@CatsVsHumanity: The dentist gives me toothpaste when I leave. Step up your game gynecologist.

@CatsVsHumanity: Everyone else: hold my beer

Me: *chugs beer* alright, let's do this shit

@CatsVsHumanity: Weird old lady in the elevator complimented my thongs. I was disgusted. Hours later that I realized she was talking about my sandals.