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Page of Cheese_Pile's best tweets

@Cheese_Pile : *Sees girl trying to reach soup on top shelf* "Here let me get that" I say [Beacuse I'm much taller] *I put the soup in my cart & walk away*

@Cheese_Pile: [First day of class at law school]
*raises hand*
Hi, yes. When do we get our white, curly wigs?

@Cheese_Pile: *Walks into puppy store wearing a large trenchcoat*

*Hurries out of puppy store in a much tighter-fitting trenchcoat*