@Cheeseboy22: So it turns out that the cookie dough flavored toothpaste I have been using is actually just normal cookie dough.
@Cheeseboy22: If I've learned anything from movies, it's that if you are investigating something important and get shot, you have to leave the hospital, even though the doctors say you shouldn't.
@Cheeseboy22: This librarian isn't even wearing glasses! I'm not even going to ask her where a book is. She's not going to know.
@Cheeseboy22: My teenage son says that fanny packs are back in style at his high school. I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT MY ENTIRE LIFE!
@Cheeseboy22: Fun fact: At the end of Titanic, when all the people are dying in the water, if you listen very closely, you can hear a faint, "Marco" and then an even fainter, "Polo."
@Cheeseboy22: This year my wife and I decided to make each other handmade gifts for Christmas. She knitted me a hat and I made her a grilled cheese sandwich.
@Cheeseboy22: Sometimes, when I am matching socks, I think, "What if these two socks don't even like each other?"
@Cheeseboy22: Just gave my next door neighbor a giant bag of candy to dump in my sons trick or treat bucket on Halloween so I can go home after one house.