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@Cheeseboy22 : If I worked at a wax museum, I think a good joke would be to put a wick coming out of all of their heads.

@Cheeseboy22: Hired a chimney sweep and he refused to sing and dance on our roof. A disgrace to the profession.

@Cheeseboy22: My google search history is just 12 different incorrect spellings of the word "restaurant."

@Cheeseboy22: I just pulled two buckets that were stuck together apart by myself, so someone might want to let the guy that recruits Avengers know.

@Cheeseboy22: One thing you learn how to quickly do as a parent is to pretend to not have any money when you walk by vending machines.

@Cheeseboy22: My wife hates snakes. But if they sold snakes at Target, we'd probably have a few snakes.

@Cheeseboy22: I believe it is important to be an organ donor, which is why I am willing to donate my second chin to anyone missing a chin.

@Cheeseboy22: I've been refilling the same Evian water bottle for 6 months. So many people think I'm rich.

@Cheeseboy22: My wife wants me to go to Zumba with her. I am hopeful that this is a place to get burritos.

@Cheeseboy22: When I was a kid, there were actually six oceans: The Pacific, Atlantic, Indian, Antarctic, Arctic and Billy.