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@CheetoBandito77 : I stepped on the scale today. Not to get my weight. I just couldn't reach the cookies in the cupboard.

@CheetoBandito77: I wish my condoms had little jokes on them, instead of in them.

@CheetoBandito77: *turns on shower*

*gets undressed*

*checks TL real quick*

*floods the entire neighborhood*

@CheetoBandito77: This lady cashier asked me if I wanted it "double bagged"...I said "No, you're not THAT ugly..."

And that's why I'm not allowed in Target.

@CheetoBandito77: Eating a solid brick of Ramen is probably the easiest way to remember I need to pay the water bill.