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@ChrisStokdyk : "This website requires Java" *gets cup of coffee* "This website requires Java" *looks at coffee* *throws coffee at monitor*

@ChrisStokdyk: "PSST."

It came from my waffles.

"PSST," again.

"What?" I ask, furtively.

"You look really nice today."

Complimentary Breakfast

@ChrisStokdyk: Do you ever wake up, look yourself in the mirror and say, "My God, I look like a pillow" ? If so, that's not a mirror - it's your pillow.