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@Classy_Cassy89 : If the people in your car don't match the stick figures on your rear window, I'll report your vehicle stolen.

@Classy_Cassy89: 45 min phone call w/8yo nephew:

Aunt Cassy, there are 206 bones in the human body!Want me to name them?1.Cranium 2.Mandible 3.Scapula...

@Classy_Cassy89: My closet should be on Hoarders. Fell in looking for second shoe. 45 minutes later I had to cut my left arm off with a plastic hanger.

@Classy_Cassy89: I wish my cat would squirt me with the water bottle when I go to eat junk food.