@ClichedOut: HER: i'm leaving u
ME: is it bc i never listen to u
ME: k see u tonight
@ClichedOut: waiter: would u like a baked potato, mashed potatoes, or fries with that
@ClichedOut: Her: why are u breaking up with me
Me: *changing PowerPoint slides* I'll take questions at the end Jen
@ClichedOut: my boss said "why is your shirt untucked" and I said "bc my pants are tucked into my shirt" and now i'm the sales manager
@ClichedOut: What should we call our new store?
"Will we sell pottery?"
"Is it in a barn?"
"Let's go with Pottery Barn."
Hell, I love it Carl.