@ClichedOut: HER: We broke up at his house at 10:37 pm on Tues the 17th.
HIM: She's mad at me.
@ClichedOut: HER: hey, do u come here often?
ME: all the time
HER: do u know if the bartender is single?
@ClichedOut: Me: *walks to counter* One large fry.
Cashier: Sir, there's a line.
Me: Oh, they're not with me.
@ClichedOut: (first date)
Her: I work in a science lab.
Me: (trying to impress) I donated my brain for research.
@ClichedOut: Her: U ready for the next Star Wars?
Me: *sweating* Did we win the last one?
@ClichedOut: Her: You look great without glasses
Me: I don't wear glasses
Her: *putting them back on* I do
@ClichedOut: [first day as lifeguard]
Kid: *waving dramatically*
Me: hey are u waving at me or those kids behind me?
@ClichedOut: ME: i'm writing a book about lame cars
HER: what's it called
ME: sorry, no spoilers