@Coastiefish: Don't say "ATM machine". The "M" already stands for "machine".
It's redundant. It's like saying "end result" or "racist Fox News Anchor".
@Coastiefish: My car is equipped with the best anti-theft device in Florida.
I call it "No air conditioning".
@Coastiefish: I don't know the lyrics to any of Pitbull's songs, but in my defense, I'm not really convinced he does either.
@Coastiefish: You think God hates crosses?
If my kid died on a roller coaster, then everyone started wearing roller coaster necklaces, I'd be pissed.
@Coastiefish: This guy says he rides a bike 20 miles a day, and then runs 5 miles a day too.
Yo bro, you gotta get a car.