@Contwixt: Any ghost sophisticated enough to haunt a hotel is going to find the 13th floor whether you have an elevator button for it or not.
@Contwixt: That awkward moment when you realize your wife's funeral is turning into a sausage-fest.
@Contwixt: No one claims to like clowns, and yet there are clowns. What an evolutionary adaptive species they must be, clowns.
@Contwixt: Confidence is important.
Because wishy-washy just will not get you a prescription for the good drugs.
@Contwixt: If, by chance, I ever overthrow a government in an English speaking country, my first act as new leader will be to un-silence the p in coup.
@Contwixt: Quick new parent question at what age do you let your new baby start sleeping indoors?
@Contwixt: My therapist said I need to stop listening to Ke$ha on my iPod and start acting my age.
So I bought Ke$ha on vinyl.