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@CourtRundell : My parents waited way too long to tell me about Santa and the Easter Bunny. I was so mad I got in my car & drove away.

@CourtRundell: Dear dinosaur naming people,
Parasaurolophus and Elasmosaurus could've been named Frank and Joe.
Sincerely,
The parents of small children