@CruisinSoozan: Welcome to Wednesday.
If you haven’t had a meltdown yet today, one will be assigned to you shortly.
Bonus points for tears, flinging feces, and swearing in Polish.
@CruisinSoozan: When the cashier at PetSmart asked me for my phone number I said it loud enough for the hot guy behind me in line to hear.
I might have repeated it.
@CruisinSoozan: The lady on the news said that alcohol sales are down significantly in Alberta.
I’ve been sober for 57 days.
So technically, I was on the news tonight.
@CruisinSoozan: Free cake in the break room and these people turn into cheetahs on a gazelle.
I think Pam from Accounting died.
She wasn’t strong enough.
@CruisinSoozan: You want to sext?
Ok, but I'm not very good at it.
AS I WALK THROUGH THE VALLEY OF THE SHADOW OF DEATH...
@CruisinSoozan: As kids, we wondered why our parents were always in a bad mood.
Now we're like, okay yes this makes sense.
@CruisinSoozan: I shaved my legs.
Well except for those three knee hairs I always miss.
Looking good Larry, Daryl and Daryl.