@Crunch11b: Calm down white moms on dish detergent commercials, no wife is EVER that excited about dishes. Ever.
@Crunch11b: "This place needs to be sticky, wall to wall."
-Every 2 year old with a Popsicle.
@Crunch11b: Every time someone says, "at least it's a dry heat," I want to stab them with a box cutter.
*at least it's a short knife.
@Crunch11b: About delete my Facebook account, I hope Stacey and Heather from the 3rd grade can handle the rejection.