@D2BMcG: Yes, I'm English.
No, I can't speak British to you.
No, I don't know the Queen.
No, I don't want a spot of tea.
@D2BMcG: Interviewer: where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Me: In a mirror! Well any reflective surface really, windows, shiny cars, puddles...
@D2BMcG: Do you remember when the most annoying thing on the Internet was a dancing baby?
Yeah, good times
@d2BMcG: You look dirty, so does your toaster maybe you should both go for a bath... I'll draw it
@d2BMcG: I've not smoked weed in two year, during that time I've completed sooooo much