Funny Tweeter

Your daily dose of unadulterated funny tweets

Page of DainWins's best tweets

@DainWins : Life hack: McDonald's will deliver if you tell them that you are holding Ronald hostage for a ransom of [your desired food order]

@DainWins: [Driving w/date in car]

Date [turns radio to country]

Me [reaches over date, opens passenger door] This isn't working. [Hits eject button]