@DamonHunzeker: Horses kill more people than sharks, which is weird -- I didn't even know horses could live underwater.
@DamonHunzeker: If you ever get attacked by a shark, don't forget to take a moment and appreciate the statistical improbability of it all.
@DamonHunzeker: "A Bunch of Stuff I Remembered and Then Compiled into a Narratively Cohesive Yet Inconsistently Compelling Tome: A Memoir"
@DamonHunzeker: Vader: "I am your father."
Luke: "I am your father."
Vader: "Stop copying me."
Luke: "Stop copying me."
Vader: "Shut up."
Luke: "Shut up."
@DamonHunzeker: If a lion ever bites off your arm, try to chew some of his hair off before you run away. He deserves to look stupid until it grows back.