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Page of DanDoofus's best tweets

@DanDoofus : Twitter is over Capacity! Well, so's my liver but you don't see me slowing down because of it.

@DanDoofus: Everyone complains about the weather but no one ever wants to sacrifice a virgin about it.

@DanDoofus: Hangovers only happen to people who stop drinking.