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@DanTaylorAuthor : I dropped my bowl of SpaghettiOs and it spelled 'oooooooo' on the floor. Spooky

@DanTaylorAuthor: Me: *gets in from fishing trip*

Girlfriend: did you catch anything?

Me: *sighs* just an old boot

Girlfriend: okay, what's she called?

@DanTaylorAuthor: Me: *throws banana and waits for it to return, boomerang style* that's the last time I ever believe anything I read on Yahoo Answers...