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Page of DanaSchwartzzz's best tweets

@DanaSchwartzzz : I really hope the Tesla board doesn’t force out Elon Musk because that it 100% how we get a Green Goblin scenario

@DanaSchwartzzz: ME: lololol can't believe my parents don't understand how to attach a document to an email lolol

ALSO ME: what is taxes help i am so confused and also the only thing I can cook is popcorn

@DanaSchwartzzz: *to the tune of Losing My Religion*
That's me in the corner
That's me at the cheese plate
Eating all your crackers

@DanaSchwartzzz: the best part of Fight Club is how some guys saw Edward Norton punching himself in a parking lot and thought "hell yeah i'm on board"

@DanaSchwartzzz: BELLE: There goes the baker with his tray like always
BAKER: well there goes Belle, singing her DAILY MEAN SONG about us

@DanaSchwartzzz: GUY: How do you make a living?
FRANKENSTEIN: make a living what?