@Danny_McH2O: "I'm constantly quoting myself. Like right now, for instance."
I just said that.
@Danny_McH2O: I met a girl that told me, "Make me laugh and I'm yours".
So I pulled down my pants.
Apparently, she didn't want to laugh that hard. :(
@Danny_McH2O: I like that the doctor always asks if I'm a smoker. When I say yes, he tells me I should quit.
No shit? Thanks. Here's all my money.
@Danny_McH2O: I'm so old, I remember when a hashtag was called a pound sign.
And before that, we used to play Tic-Tac-Toe on that shit.
@Danny_McH2O: She told me my analogies didn't make any sense.
It seriously made me feel like a biscuit in an elevator.