@Darlainky: Kids today are so spoiled with their yummy gummy vitamins. It’s nothing like when I was a kid and we had to chew on orange-flavored chalk.
@Darlainky: Loan officer: What’s your social?
Me: Mostly Twitter, sometimes Facebook when I want to see what my friends and family are fighting about.
@Darlainky: Kids today have no idea how good they have it. They've got fancy electronics, cartoons on tv every day, and even tooth colored fillings.
@Darlainky: Me: *sits still 90% of my day by choice* This is nice.
Also me: *stuck in traffic* You mean I just have to SIT here?!’
@Darlainky: Did you know that Icy Hot remains on your fingers 6 hours after application? Well I do, because I wear contacts.
@Darlainky: If I ever pass out, don’t come at me with smelling salts. A salted caramel cookie will do the trick.
@Darlainky: The newlywed couple laughed when I gave them blankets labeled “his” and “hers.” Obviously this is their first marriage.