@Darlainky: I had a cat and a Beta fish once. Then I left my apartment for a minute. After that I had a cat.
@Darlainky: Me: *juggles stapler, tape dispenser and hand sanitizer*
Interviewer: I meant are you good at multitasking. Please return those items to my desk.
@Darlainky: I put my pants on just the same as everyone else...
With one hand, so I don't have to sit my phone down.
@Darlainky: Me: I don’t really know anything about Canada.
Canada: Let’s keep it that way.
@Darlainky: Shoutout to all the guests at my wedding that forever held their peace......WHAT THE HELL DID I EVER DO TO YOU?!?!
@Darlainky: Geez, you have 3 birthdays in a month & suddenly the restaurant gets all, "We need to see ID before you get a free birthday dessert, Ma'am".