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Page of DarzieDAMN's best tweets

@DarzieDAMN : That artsy picture you took of your Jack Daniels really spoke to me. It said "This persons an alcoholic but still takes decent pictures."

@DarzieDAMN: My grocery list is just a piece of paper saying don't run into anyone you know

@DarzieDAMN: If you're a girl on twitter and you have no pictures of yourself, I'm automatically assuming you're a cat that learned to use a computer.

@DarzieDAMN: It's not that I accept the Terms and Conditions. It's just that I would rather not spend the rest of my life reading them.