@Dawn_M_: [drive thru] I just really need to talk about Buffy the Vampire Slayer and you're the only one awake.
@Dawn_M_: What do you mean you don't know what Care Bear would win in a fist fight? Get off me, this sex is over.
@Dawn_M_: [Speed Dating]
People act weird when I explain that I ate my twin in the womb, but when would have been the right time to do it?
@Dawn_M_: It's been four days since I started this rap battle. I'm tired and just want to see my family.
@Dawn_M_: My therapist doesn't believe in werewolves so I left my last session with more problems than when I arrived.