@Dawn_M_: Searching for your soulmate could take years. Making a slice of toast takes minutes.
@Dawn_M_: I bought and named a star after you.
If you look to the west on a clear night you will see Sociopath.
@Dawn_M_: Not all dogs go to heaven because I just saw two dogs having sex and dogs can't get married. Hope you both enjoy hell.
@Dawn_M_: It's like the girl sitting in front of me on this bus doesn't want me to braid her hair.
@Dawn_M_: Age 10: I'm going to be a rockstar
Age 20: I might learn an instrument someday
Age 30: I hope a piano lands on me
@Dawn_M_: If you see a baby locked in a car break the window and put another baby in there, he's probably lonely.
@Dawn_M_: [drive thru] I just really need to talk about Buffy the Vampire Slayer and you're the only one awake.