
@DearAuntAbby : I say I’m medibaked when I get high cause words are fun, but werges like fantabulous are even more bestacular.
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@DearAuntAbby : I say I’m medibaked when I get high cause words are fun, but werges like fantabulous are even more bestacular.
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@DearAuntAbby: My dog ran into the sliding glass door and she's not even drunk. Good luck explaining that to your pals at the park.
@DearAuntAbby: It’s extremely difficult to search my tweets when I constantcessantly make up nonsensicalistic words and greatastic werges.
@DearAuntAbby: If you listen carefully you can hear the sound of raindrops sighing. Really, you can hear almost anything if you're high enough.
@DearAuntAbby: Please hold so I can transfer you to a supervisor and accidentally hang up on you.
@DearAuntAbby: I need to pick up a random hunky guy in a bar, bring him home, have him invite a friend, and THEN mention that I need furniture rearranged
@DearAuntAbby: Your call is important to us, we'll interrupt calming music every 30secs for the next 20mins to remind you that your call is important to us