@DestryBrod: [ My unaired House hunters episode ]
Realtor: So what's your budget?
Me: My budget?
Realtor: And why do you have a rifle carrying case with you?
Me: [zipping case closed and breaking down tripod] I think I misunderstood the title of the show.
@DestryBrod: Am I pissed my dad's been gone for 25 years going to the store for "cigarettes"? Probably not as pissed as he is. The line must be out of control.
@DestryBrod: I must have been a raccoon in a former life. I started out cute and cuddly but the older I get the hairier and crazier I get.
Now I have a garbage pallet and I'll probably hiss at you for touching my snacks.
I still like to cuddle though.
@DestryBrod: If methane killed off the dinosaurs just imagine what I can do in an elevator.